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Guests sit in chairs, barbers to ask the party: - What kind of cut do you want? - High left, right low, middle equals, top jagged. In particular, cut the scalp a few places like coins! - Sir, I can't cut as you describe. - Why not!? Last time you cut me like that! KIỂU ĐẦU KHÓ LẶP LẠI

- Son: Daddy! Is it a stubborn, sly, or deceiving animal, right? - Dad: That's right, baby! - Son: No problem, people do not use "promo", "advertise", "promo deer" and "promo" but use "advertising". VÌ SAO GỌI LÀ QUẢNG CÁO

There was a guy who was very poor, so poor that he didn't have pants to wear. The house has a very beautiful girl who noticed him every day. One day she decided to go home to get acquainted. Because he did not have pants, he did not dare to continue, but the girl insisted on seeing him. Finally...

When the mental hospital caught fire, the government mobilized helicopters to take patients to safety. During the flight, these people kept screaming and breaking. There is only one male patient who is silent and observes the pilot. So annoyed by that crazy group, the pilot turned to this...

Clip music version with money shortage. The music video of the poor version is short of money. The boy turned a video clip to his girlfriend hoping she would understand. Then the rain last night, when I wake up tomorrow Tomorrow will kiss my lips, your kiss is warm And please smile a lot...

Father told me: - You take the bottle to buy a bottle of wine. - Where does the money buy? - Don't have money to buy a new account? - After a while, I took the bottle back, I asked: Where's the wine? - No alcohol, still drinking, that's all. THẾ MỚI TÀI

At midnight there was a knock on the door, the housekeeper was careful not to open the door but only asked: - Who's that? - Pirates - What do you want? - 15 yellow trees - Can a half a pound? - No kidding, if "sentence time", this whole house will be burned. - I'm not kidding. Can a half...

Fatherva bought a small factory to produce rolls and told Tova: - If you put a sheep in here, you will get 9 bars. Two bars submitted to the state, retain 7 bars for themselves. Got it, Volvo? - Don't understand. - This place stuffs a sheep, this place gives you a bit of a roll. 2 departments...

Just after drinking at the beginning of the year with friends, his unconscious husband went home. In order for his wife not to guess that he drank too much, he decided to go straight to his room and read a book, hoping his wife would think she was awake ... A few minutes later, the wife came in...

A teacher has to send a soldier to get a job, tell him to take a horse and ride it. The soldier soldier pulled the horse out to the road but did not ride, just roll his pants up to his knees, plug his neck to follow the horse. The passerby asked strangely: - Are you crazy or don't ride on your...

At midnight in the dorm room, people do not understand why a guy kept holding a knife around everyone's "chink" room and went back to bed. The next morning one asked: - What did you do last night? - I didn't do anything, just dreamed of picking cucumbers and having all fruits withered! SUÝT...

An ancient healer still boasted good medicine, one day an old man suddenly asked: - He heard that he healed the gods, he has cured a bunch of people? Mr. Lang responded firmly: - How many people listen to me is cured. The old man frowned and said: - Did you forget? He told my nephew to take...

A guy from the city came home for the first time to visit him. When the urban guest started feeling bored of the forest, his uncle came up with an idea: - Why don't you take guns and lead dogs to hunt for fun? Jokes: Go hunting ... - So the guy took the gun and brought the dogs to the forest...

A guy who first dated his girlfriend, did not know what to talk about, he asked his father for advice and received advice: - There are three themes that are always effective: food, family and philosophy of life. - They met, after a few minutes of hard to say, he entered: Do you like spinach...

In a contest to see who is the cleanest, there have been three countries: Vietnam, France and America. The contest started ! - First the young American. He walked into the bathroom, ..., finished, washed his hands, wiped with a clean towel and greeted the judges. Very clean and impressive. The...

Baby BKVan is a very mischievous child who often dirty his limbs. One day, little BKV was dirty, the mother picked up the ruler to prepare. BKMinimum brain cleaning hands and pants. The mother looked closely at the baby's hand and said, "If you can find a dirty hand for your mother, you won't...

Reporter interviewed a billionaire: asking why a rich man like him doesn't have any charity ???? Billionaire: My family sees so much suffering, my mother suffers from a serious disease every day to take some millions of silver medicine. My younger sister, he is also bedridden. True reporters are...

One day, the teacher told Vela to give her a set of spelling books to go from the board of directors to the classroom to pay her friends, No problem going after but because she did not look at the front, so she just bumped into the teacher. times, coming to the stairwell, stood and it kept...

The leader of the goddess and the eunuchs in the lord hated Quynh. They discussed how to harm Quynh. Fighting with the status quo in terms of confronting the meaning of literature and literature, they displayed cockfight. They raise many famous chickens, have children to eat for several years in...

One day, the whole class went camping, in the evening, when the whole class slept, she instructed her to see that she was always on and off, and asked: - No problem, why don't you sleep? - Miss, because I can sleep at home when I am at home. No answer. After 1 ”” thought that Vo and too badly...