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The boss called to let his wife know that he had to work late tonight. When he finished calling, he invited the beautiful secretary to eat and he was lucky that she invited her to her room! Two hours later, he went to the bathroom to prepare to return home. Suddenly he was appalled because he...

A muscular weightlifting bodybuilder with bouncing muscles. One day he got to know a young girl at the pub, and the girl agreed to follow him home to play. When the two went to the bedroom, he took off his shirt and braced his arms to show off: - What do you see, 100kg of explosives on each...

Jim told her: - Anything you want me to do, but never shave. - At home, he told his wife: He left his beard to prove to me his faithfulness. - One day, Jim's wife felt suspicious that Jim was a married man. She said: I won't love you anymore if you don't shave. - Despite Jim's pleading, the...

The tourist who was walking on the beach, suddenly found this place without a shadow. He immediately took off his clothes, left on the shore and went to the sea to bathe. While taking a bath, a girl also walked through the area. Seeing someone taking a shower, he stopped and looked. Then sat on...

There are two boys motorbike home. The driver wearing a woolen coat, no buttons also had no keys. Finally, after being whipped by the wind, he stopped to tell you: - I can't drive, but the wind lashes at my chest like this, it's annoying to die. After a while of thinking, he decided to wear...

Baby Vova goes to the first grade. Today the teacher teaches drawing and asks each child to draw a rose by their own way of thinking and imagination. And Vova draws the drawing to submit lesson for teachers like you. She was drunk, but after all this lesson, she suddenly stopped and shone eyes...

After knowing his wife pregnant The husband, when he learned that his wife was pregnant, was extremely happy. He wanted to let everyone know this, take the phone of his wife to text: "I was pregnant" sent to everyone in the directory. After a while, my mother-in-law answered: "Why do you say...

While the US border closed the door to import cows from Canada, a female reporter interviewed Uncle Hai Gia, the owner of a cow farm. - Where did Uncle Hai come from mad cow disease? - A cow is milked every day - Uncle Hai, I just asked where the mad cow disease came from - Cows are milked...

See stealing a bath girl is petrified 2 guys went to see the girl to take a bath, suddenly a guy ran away, the other chase asked: - Are you running or running? . - I remember that my mother told me that stealing a bath girl was petrified. - Foolish, but also believe. - Believe it. I'm...

As a resident, Xiển is often suppressed by village superiors. In order to take revenge, on one day, the whole group was meeting the village, arguing with each other's garlic, Xiển looking for a broken pot and putting it in the head and water, bringing it to the top of the wind and stirring. The...

Are you bored? There was Kha Cong. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe_QCjS6Kxp_xde0BPhk58w

A gentleman motioned to the pharmacy to ask her salesman: - Do you have a black condom? - Yes sir, but why do you need to hurry? - My best friend just died, I want to send his wife the deepest condolences! BAO CAO SU ĐEN

This single father wore a skirt and a pink bow to attend "Mother's Day" at his school. He did not want his child to feel lost because of his lack of mother figure. Ông bố đơn thân này đã mặc váy và đeo nơ hồng để tham gia "ngày lễ của mẹ" tại trường học của con. Ông không muốn con mình cảm thấy...

Two psychopaths pass each other on bicycles down the slope, the following assigns: - You can drive, I sit there and pedal - OK. After more than 1 hour of sniffing, finally reaching the middle of the bridge, the person who breathes out: - Sitting in the back for a while, I was tired and...

The young man asked a millionaire how to get rich, he lowered his voice and said: - Son, that was in 1932, a difficult time in history, he only had one last penny in his pocket. He bought an apple, spent the whole day cleaning it up and at the end of the day, he sold apples for 10 cents. The...

The couple (with three children) read the newspaper and found an interesting piece of information as follows: "If a couple has four or more faces, they will be given an apartment." - The wife cheerfully told her husband: "In the past, when I returned to the army, I heard that you also had a"...

Computers ask for viruses: "Where are you from here?". - Where are you from? - I'm from USA. - So I'm your neighbor. I came from ... USB. !!! VIRUS ĐẾN TỪ ĐÂU?

During the trial, the defendant, former a lawyer, is answering the judge's questions: - Why did you kill that man? - Sir, I didn't kill him. That day, I came home, opened the door, saw him running out and tripped on me, so I fell, my head hit the stairs. - But the test results show that the...

An old man went to the hospital to have a doctor measure the sperm count. The doctor gave him a small bottle and said: - He brought this bottle home and returned to the semen test tomorrow. The next day, the 85-year-old old man returned with an empty bottle. Surprised, the doctor asked: -...

Two cowboys met an Indian who was lying on his stomach on the road, applying his ear to the ground. One guy said: - Seeing that Indian name, does he look like a Taoist? - Yes, he must be listening. Taoists can detect noises from miles away. - Just then, the Indians opened their eyes, said...