An old man went to the hospital to have a doctor measure the sperm count. The doctor gave him a small bottle and said:
- He brought this bottle home and returned to the semen test tomorrow.
The next day, the 85-year-old old man returned with an empty bottle. Surprised, the doctor asked:
- After you did not bring the sample here?
The old man answered:
- The story is like that, doctor. First, I tried with my left hand, but it didn't work either. After that, I used my right hand but it was not better. Then I ask my wife for help again. She used both her right hand and her left hand. So she had to use her mouth, but as soon as she broke her teeth nothing happened. I even asked my neighbor to help me. She also used both hands, then clamped between her legs and the result was the same.
Surprised doctor:
- Do you need a neighbor?
- Uh, no matter how hard we try, I can't open the cork.
Đo tinh trùng
- He brought this bottle home and returned to the semen test tomorrow.
The next day, the 85-year-old old man returned with an empty bottle. Surprised, the doctor asked:
- After you did not bring the sample here?
The old man answered:
- The story is like that, doctor. First, I tried with my left hand, but it didn't work either. After that, I used my right hand but it was not better. Then I ask my wife for help again. She used both her right hand and her left hand. So she had to use her mouth, but as soon as she broke her teeth nothing happened. I even asked my neighbor to help me. She also used both hands, then clamped between her legs and the result was the same.
Surprised doctor:
- Do you need a neighbor?
- Uh, no matter how hard we try, I can't open the cork.
Đo tinh trùng